😒 Boring websites are boring. That’s for sure. Hence why, I’ve put together some hilarious tips for you on how to design a website that’s sure to turn heads!
First things first – make sure your website is totally confusing. Why have a simple, user-friendly design when you can make people feel like they’re lost in a maze? Add in some weird navigation buttons that don’t make any sense, and maybe even a few hidden easter eggs that no one will ever find. That’s the kind of challenge that website visitors are really looking for!
🤭 Next, don’t forget to add in some eye-catching animations. And by eye-catching, I mean totally distracting and annoying. Think flashing text, spinning logos, and gifs that take way too long to load. You want your visitors to feel like they’re having a seizure, not like they’re browsing the internet!
🎨 Of course, you can’t forget about the importance of color. Why stick to a simple color scheme when you can use every color of the rainbow and then some? The more colors you have, the better. And if your website looks like it was designed by a six-year-old with a box of crayons, even better!
😮💨 And finally, the pièce de résistance – autoplay videos and music! Nothing says “professional website design” like blasting your visitors with unexpected noise and visuals. Who needs a mute button, anyway? And if you really want to push the envelope, make sure the video and music are totally unrelated to your website content. Bonus points if they’re both annoying jingles that get stuck in your head for days.
🏼 So there you have it – my foolproof guide to designing a website that’s sure to make everyone laugh (and maybe cry). Just remember, when it comes to website design, there’s no such thing as too much of a good thing – especially when that good thing is terrible design!
Hope this post brought a smile or laugh to your face.